Thread: Nobody told me....

Ok, no one told me that one razor would never be enough. No one said, "Hey Scott, you'll have a bathroom counter dedicated to scuttles, brushes and more soaps than your wife has moisturizers." No one told me that I'd be in a nice restaurant "stropping" a butter knife on a napkin while my wife looks on with annoyance and my kids just looking embarrassed. You know she actually asked me if a really needed another hone? And even had the nerve to ask how many razors one guy needs?! I'm very disappointed in you all. I hope you're all pleased with yourselves.