This is all very funny until you realize that this person is allowed to vote and purchase alcohol...amoung other things..Quote:
Originally Posted by Utopian
and there is no way I could have been as patient as that DJ.
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This is all very funny until you realize that this person is allowed to vote and purchase alcohol...amoung other things..Quote:
Originally Posted by Utopian
and there is no way I could have been as patient as that DJ.
From what I understand this is from a local station that I despise. Obviously staged...
That being said. Good point! :rofl2:
I believe that it was comedian Bill Engvall who said that when he took his wife deer hunting and they passed a deer crossing sign his wife said;
"Why do they put those signs up, deer can't read?"
And Bill replied;
"No, but they do recognize pictures of themselves."
:rofl2::roflmao :rofl2::roflmao :rofl2::roflmao
My (late) grandfather always hunted near the deer crossing signs. I guess he felt the signs were there for a reason and he should have good luck there.... I never heard how well he did with that theory.
I can't argue with his logic :tuQuote:
Originally Posted by coachschaller
It's kind of like "Where There's Smoke There's Fire" :shrug:
It may have been a set up, but there are people like that out there…
I have a sister who would tell her out of control children, “I’m going to count to ten… eleven, twelve, thirteen…
Kind of like the numnuts "Negotiating" with Iran, “We are going to walk away” if you go past our third deadline…
We could always send this woman to 'help' figure out the 'details'Quote:
Originally Posted by Euclid440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk
Very, very sad.
reminds me of the time my son and I went to the bait shop and bought 10 items at $0.25 each.
The clerk used a calculator to figure 10x25.
Agreed, that is very disturbing, and it reminds me of a story as well. In the 90's I ran a lab that had an overconfident elitist spoiled lazy (ok, I admit it, I did not have a good opinion of her) employee who thought her Master's degree somehow made her better than everyone else. I asked her to dilute a partial bottle of 15% media, that I no longer needed, down to a concentration of 10%. An hour later when I came back, she was still writing out her calculations. She finally gave up and left it for me to do.
I'd marry her in a heart beat,,,:beer2: ,,, cause there's no way in hell she could figure out where I'm getting all this shave equipment & I'd just put a small deer crossing sign on the door to the Shave Den,,,,,Quote:
Originally Posted by Utopian
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:rofl2::roflmao :rofl2:roflmao
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Originally Posted by rolodave
Hey,,,, hey ,,,,,:shrug: I would have needed one to for that too,,, we're not all math wizzes here,,,,
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Originally Posted by Utopian
She should have just poured 5% out,,,:shrug:
Not only that, some of us can't even wizz proper.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hirlau
Oh I can wizz proper,,, I just have to wizz too much,,,,,,,,,,:rofl2:
Better than being wizened......;)
Blackadder to Baldrick:
"Baldrick, your head is as empty as a eunuchs underpants !!"
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Did not think of that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hirlau
An excellent plan, John.
Ill habits gather by unseen degrees, as brooks make rivers, rivers run to seas."
-- Ovid,
poet
" Fanatics of all ilk are not believers, the faithful know, the fanatic, for fear of being found out, thinks that extremism is proof that they do!"
anon
I learned yesterday:
Poor planning on her part does constitute an emergency on mine.
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Originally Posted by 32t
Here's the 'Usage of the Word 'Wisdom' from Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary
Ya my buddy had Kidney Stones but he wizzed'em out.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed
-- Charles Schulz,
cartoonist
In honour of the late Richie Benaud for all you Cricket fans out there.
On Captaincy
“Captaincy is 90 percent luck and 10 percent skill. But don’t try it without that 10 percent.”
On commentary
“The problem with relying on nostalgia for commentary is that people only remember the good things.”
On (most likely) FoxSports (a subscription broadcaster/PayTV)
“Let’s just say that at 74 I’m in the mindset that, having been free-to-air, I want to stay free-to-air.”
Everybody has a plan, until they get punched in the face. -- Mike Tyson
Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. --Anonymous
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My favorite word is "boobytrap" because spelled backwards it's "partyboob".
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So I said to the guy standing next to me, "don't make me walk all the way over there and kick your ass, boy!". :gaah:
;)
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Look autocorrect, I'm getting a little tired of your shirt!
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Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine into your brain and that's where the really crappy ideas come from.
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The only time the word incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
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Truth is advertising 1950's:
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~Richard
:wQuote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
:roflmao:rofl2: :roflmao :rofl2::roflmao:rofl2:
Accordion to a recent study, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
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A feminist once noted men smell funny. Especially when they are on fire.
Yesterday evening, I had to change a lightbulb. A bit later on, I crossed the road and walked into a bar.
I realised my life was a big joke.;)
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
