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    Smile Quip Of The Day

    I am starting this new thread to seek out the quipsters, the profound and the downright silly of this forum. No salacious comments and keep it clean.

    "I woke up this morning feeling like Methuselah. I shaved a BBS and now I only feel as old as the hills."

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    Here is an original by DoughBoy68 for you to wrap your head around...............

    "If You Knew Half of What I Forgot You'd Be An Idiot"
    "If You Knew Half of What I Forgot You Would Be An Idiot" - by DoughBoy68

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    If 'if' is half of life, what is the other half?.....that's what you have to figure out.
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    "If You Knew Half of What I Forgot You Would Be An Idiot" - by DoughBoy68

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoughBoy68 View Post
    If 'if' is half of life, what is the other half?.....that's what you have to figure out.
    I've figured it out years ago. Got rid of the if of the other half and now life is full.
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    My Mom used to say.."if they had any brains they'd be on the floor playing with them"
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    Because Mercury is tidally locked to the Sun, a day there lasts 1408 hours or about the same as one Monday here on Earth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    Because Mercury is tidally locked to the Sun, a day there lasts 1408 hours or about the same as one Monday here on Earth.
    Hahaha! Good one!

    On the same note, the universe implodes. No matter!
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