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    One of my faves from Groucho Marx:
    "Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.."
    It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that ain't so..

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    I think - now I have a headache

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    At age 64 I find I have two brain cells left....one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
    "If You Knew Half of What I Forgot You Would Be An Idiot" - by DoughBoy68

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    If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

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    "Woke-up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew..." -- Bradley Manning
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    The one good thing about loaning someone your time machine is you get it back almost instantly....

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    Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cahnwulf View Post
    Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
    Off topic, apologies.

    10 half lives is considered biologically insignificant. So, 11 or more would gain you naught.
    If you don't care where you are, you are not lost.

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    Alcohol.. because no great story starts with "So.. after about five or six salads.. "

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    Well, I can give you the cause of anaphylatic shock in a nutshell...

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