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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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08-22-2013, 04:44 AM #11
One of my faves from Groucho Marx:
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.."The white gleam of swords, not the black ink of books, clears doubts and uncertainties and bleak outlooks.
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08-22-2013, 06:20 AM #12
I think - now I have a headache
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08-22-2013, 05:11 PM #13
At age 64 I find I have two brain cells left....one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
"If You Knew Half of What I Forgot You Would Be An Idiot" - by DoughBoy68
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08-22-2013, 05:42 PM #14
If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
//Barry Goldwater
//Magnus
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08-22-2013, 06:22 PM #15
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08-22-2013, 08:31 PM #16
The one good thing about loaning someone your time machine is you get it back almost instantly....
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08-22-2013, 09:35 PM #17
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
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08-22-2013, 09:43 PM #18
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08-22-2013, 10:46 PM #19
Alcohol.. because no great story starts with "So.. after about five or six salads.. "
rs,
TackI have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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08-23-2013, 02:37 AM #20
Well, I can give you the cause of anaphylatic shock in a nutshell...