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    This is not my actual head. HNSB's Avatar
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    "I can't give you brains, but I can give you $100,000 in debt and a diploma."
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    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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    If it doesn't fit in a pigeonhole, maybe it isn't a pigeon. (Don Addis)
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    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    If a hammer is the only tool you have all your problems start to look like nails.
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    The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears this is true.
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    “The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.” -- General James Mattis, USMC
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    Last night, I shot an elephant in my pajamas..........

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    Impatience leads to war. Patience can only hope to contain it.
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    You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
    Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
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    It's not the cough'n, it's the coffin they carry you off in...
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    If it has to be destroyed overnight, call artillery
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    at the end of the day your still looking at the clock

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