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  1. 10-02-2013, 02:15 PM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    A perfect business deal is when: Each person shuffles away closely clutching their booty and thinks " Oooh did I get screwed!"
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    Altered...as this variant works also.
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    My math book recently saw a psychiatrist -- it kept complaining that it had too many problems.
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    Bill Gates: I went to the bank for a loan
    Melinda: But we've got enough money!
    Bill: Naah, they needed the loan.
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    grasshopopotomus:

    A creature that can leap to a tremendous height.. once.



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    "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
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    I hate when people preach general rules and then make an exception for themselves. Obviously, that does not apply to me.
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    “Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." ~Pablo Picasso
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    So what is the speed of Dark?
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    I don't know the speed of dark but i did know a guy who was so fast that after he turned out the light he would be in bed and asleep before the room got dark.
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    Sic Transit Gloria Thursdi


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