Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by Grizzley1

Hey guys, we gotta step up our game, these are getting a little weak....JMHO

Perhaps something in this order???

"if you want an adventure, go drinking with a Scotsman cause you can't F**king understand them to start with--

Robin Williams about the game of Golf

Originally Posted by cudarunner

Perhaps something in this order??? No offense, but,meh.......

"if you want an adventure, go drinking with a Scotsman cause you can't F**king understand them to start with--

Robin Williams about the game of Golf

I really mean no offense, but meh...

Originally Posted by Grizzley1

I really mean no offense, but meh...

Then show us what you would like to see-----

Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in the universe are pointed away from Earth?

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
-- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michaelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace - and what did they produce? The cuckoo-clock.
-- Orson Welles, "The Third Man"

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“Don’t put off for tomorrow what you can do today because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow.”
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin

Originally Posted by dimab

Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in the universe are pointed away from Earth?

Originally Posted by dimab

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
-- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"

Originally Posted by dimab

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michaelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace - and what did they produce? The cuckoo-clock.
-- Orson Welles, "The Third Man"

See a little poke and they got better