Thread: Quip Of The Day

"What if the price of machines that think is people who don't"

Turing's Cathedral, the origins of the digital Universe George Dyson

A computer memory is only as long as its power cord ...
power politics is a goal that would cause the same effect!

'Don't interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake'

Napoleon

Aloha!

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

- Mark Twain

‘If the soup had been as hot as the claret,
if the claret had been as old as the bird,
and if the bird’s breasts had been as full as the waitress’s,
it would have been a very good dinner.’

Duncan Hines
(American restaurant critic. 26 March 1880 – 15 March 1959)

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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.

– Will Rogers

"Prune juice to the aged is like a quart of oil for an old heap - it keeps you flowing and moving".

Richard the Old Goat

"Biceps are like ornaments on a Christmas tree"

Ed Coan - powerlifter

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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

- Milton Berle

There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.

Gen George Armstrong Custer.