Thread: Quip Of The Day

The word "normal" is always defined by the persons whose personal qualities set the standards it is defined by ...

Normal things are normal when normal things are supposed to happen. But normal things are weird things when weird things are supposed to happen. And weird things are normal when weird things are supposed to happen and weird things are weird when normal things are supposed to happen.

I am just realizing that this only funny when it is spoken rapidly as one run on sentence so you can watch the kid try to keep up with it.

We have only two things to worry about: That things will never get back to normal, and that they already have.

"Climbers never change the mountain,but sometimes the mountain changes them"

Anon.

You know you're old when you drop change on the ground and say, "Nah, I don't need it."

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Originally Posted by PaulFLUS

You know you're old when you drop change on the ground and say, "Nah, I don't need it."

Applies to anything dropped on the floor first thing in the morning.

Originally Posted by DZEC

Applies to anything dropped on the floor first thing in the morning.

Even me, sometimes.

One morning I woke up before my knee and it just gave out and sent me crashing to the floor. Now I gotta check in with all my joints like an astronaut. "knee, go or no go for getting up? Ankle, go or...."

The other day in the hall at work was a penny laying on the floor that everyone was ignoring.

I bent over and picked it up looked at it and put it in my pocket.

The penny was worth 1 cent. The time it took for me to pick it up I earned 10 cents.

Therefore I made 11 cents picking up that penny.

I just can’t for the life of me , not pick up a coin. The Irish in me would explode