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    I can't decide if I'm getting "stupider" or if I'm just getting older and more experienced and realize just how stupid I've been all along
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulFLUS View Post
    I can't decide if I'm getting "stupider" or if I'm just getting older and more experienced and realize just how stupid I've been all along
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    I wonder how many cookies it takes to make me happy?

    I up to 27 and I'm still sad but my fat pants are now my everyday pants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulFLUS View Post
    I can't decide if I'm getting "stupider" or if I'm just getting older and more experienced and realize just how stupid I've been all along
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    "How old do you have to be before you stop making mistakes"

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    Quote Originally Posted by welshwizard View Post
    "How old do you have to be before you stop making mistakes"

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    "Scientific knowledge is anchored by robust mooring lines"

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    Don't piss off old people. The older we get, the less "life in prison" is a deterrent...

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