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    "Excuses are like arseholes. Everybody has one"

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    'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time'

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    “Failure is not the opposite of success, it’s a part of it.”

    William Ritter.
    'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time'

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    Everyone hates Millenials.
    Until it's time to convert a PDF into a Word document
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    [QUOTE=welshwizard;1937735]"Excuses are like arseholes. Everybody has one"
    And they usually stink...

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    All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
    - Mark Twain
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    BBC TV wisdom:

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    David
    “Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
    ― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon

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    Quote Originally Posted by DZEC View Post
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    I really want this to be funny, but it is just sadly true.
    If you're wondering I'm probably being sarcastic.

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    Welcome to Parenthood.

    Everything in your house is now sticky.
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    - - Steve

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    Mental illness is contagious. Parents get it from their children.

    — Anon
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    “Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
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    Quote Originally Posted by DZEC View Post
    Mental illness is contagious. Parents get it from their children.

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