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    The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
    - George Bernard Shaw

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    "Who do you trust more, the person who's certain they're right, or the person who's willing to be proved wrong"

    Anon.
    'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time'

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    Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
    - Wynn Catlin
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    Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups - alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
    - Alex Levine

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    "Verify before you amplify"

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    The best part of a relationship is when you haven't met yet.
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    - - Steve

    You never realize what you have until it's gone -- Toilet paper is a good example

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    Too bad youth is wasted on the young. Usually attributed to JB Shaw.

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    Life is a terminal illness in the end

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    On another shave forum a member was complaining about UPS tracking. He said it was about as accurate as a sniper with hiccups. Made my day it did.

    Bob
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    Life is a terminal illness in the end

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    Write a wise saying and your name will live forever.
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    The idea is to die young as late as possible.
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