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    He was one of the best story tellers.

    I’d forgotten that routine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DZEC View Post
    He was one of the best story tellers.

    I’d forgotten that routine.
    The entire performance is at YouTube. I don't think he'd have done the bit about 'Kill the Boy' if he would have known that his only son would be murdered alongside the road changing a flat tire.

    The guy plead not guilty but was found guilty and many years later while still in prison he confessed and of course asked forgiveness from the family. That's enough to make any parent want to puke!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DZEC View Post
    BBC TV wisdom:

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    Quote Originally Posted by cudarunner View Post
    The entire performance is at YouTube. I don't think he'd have done the bit about 'Kill the Boy' if he would have known that his only son would be murdered alongside the road changing a flat tire.

    The guy plead not guilty but was found guilty and many years later while still in prison he confessed and of course asked forgiveness from the family. That's enough to make any parent want to puke!

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    You're absolutely right, however you have to wonder if his son paid the karmic price, of his father's actions. As we all found out he wasn't a very nice guy. Makes you wonder.

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    Behold the warranty - the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dimab View Post
    Behold the warranty - the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.


    This is a bit long but I for one find it funny as all wholly hell.

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    The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dimab View Post
    The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.
    However softened crackers can be put back in a heated oven and crisped back up but bread just gets harder and possibly becomes toast--
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    Quote Originally Posted by STF View Post
    In a solid marriage, it's important to know when to stop arguing and just let her be wrong.

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