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03-11-2022, 02:04 AM #5311Senior Member
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Today I walked by a shop and in the window was a sign, "HELP WANTED."
I ran inside and asked, "WHAT'S THE MATTER?!?"Last edited by PaulFLUS; 03-11-2022 at 06:30 PM. Reason: Typo
Iron by iron is sharpened, And a man sharpens the face of his friend. PR 27:17
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03-12-2022, 03:00 AM #5312Senior Member
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A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc you've got to help me! I'm addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor responds, "I'm sorry. I'm not following you."Iron by iron is sharpened, And a man sharpens the face of his friend. PR 27:17
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03-17-2022, 06:58 PM #5313Senior Member
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It doesn't matter whether you're short or tall.
Whether you rich or poor.
Even whether your fat or thin.
At the end of the day - It's night- - Steve
You never realize what you have until it's gone -- Toilet paper is a good example
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03-19-2022, 03:20 PM #5314Str8Faced Gent.
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The other day my wife asked me to pass her a lipstick.
I accidentally gave her a glue stick.
She’s still not talking to me……"Depression is just anger,, without the enthusiasm."
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03-19-2022, 04:49 PM #5315Senior Member
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Ba dum bum.
Henny Youngman lives.David
“Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
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03-19-2022, 06:55 PM #5316Senior Member
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2 2 was a racehorse
1 1 was 1 2
2 2 1 1 race
1 1 1 1 2- - Steve
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03-23-2022, 12:02 AM #5317Truth is weirder than any fiction..
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lower your expectations..Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison
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03-23-2022, 12:10 AM #5318Str8Faced Gent.
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Can someone please explain this whole lgbtq2s+ thing to me?
I have yet to get a straight answer!"Depression is just anger,, without the enthusiasm."
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03-23-2022, 12:11 AM #5319Str8Faced Gent.
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Think those were my mother-in-law’s suggested vows for her daughter,,,,,,
Originally Posted by Grazor
"Depression is just anger,, without the enthusiasm."
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03-25-2022, 12:24 AM #5320Truth is weirder than any fiction..
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... I doubt EVERYBODY was kung foo fighting...
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