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    I'm a social vegan. I avoid meet. JBHoren's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grazor View Post
    "Don't get mad, get even."
    Or, as they (used to?) say in California, "Don't get even, get odd!"
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    I'd give it all up, for just a little more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bill31521 View Post
    "If you find yourself in a hole stop digging"
    Pretty sure it was Marcus Aurelius.
    I think it was Will Rogers.
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    "There's only going to be two hits.

    "One when I hit you and two when you hit the ground".

    My father: Watons (Tod) Davis RIP
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    "People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends, I need a Ouija board."
    — Betty White
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    Read this one on Coupe Chou CLub, the French straight razor forum.

    C’est quand tu vois un moustique se poser sur tes couilles que tu sais que rien ne se résout par la violence.

    Translated that is: When a mosquito lands on your nuts you know that violence solves nothing.
    Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose. Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr.

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    Duct tape can't fix stupid, but it does help to muffle the sound..
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    A man will marry the best looking woman he can afford.

    A woman will marry the richest guy she can stand.

    Men use power and money for sex.

    Women use sex for power and money.

    Everybody fantasizes about someone else while “doing it”.

    Men prefer the company of other men in their same income tax bracket.

    Women prefer the company of other women with their same butt size.

    The only people who are hungry in the US are single women on diets looking to marry rich.

    Any man who doesn't admit to "coveting" his neighbor's attractive wife is either gay, ill, lying or the neighbor's wife is ugly.

    Most men would rather have three 7s for a weekend than one 10; variety trumps quality.

    Most men would rather do it three times, once with each of three different women, than nine times with the same woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kees View Post

    Translated that is: When a mosquito lands on your nuts you know that violence solves nothing.
    My goodness a French proverb I can use! Merci my good man. That’s gold that is!
    Consider it shareware now..
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    I'm fat, but I identify as skinny.
    Proud to be trans-slender..
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    Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grazor View Post
    I'm fat, but I identify as skinny.
    Proud to be trans-slender..
    That is so excellent, consider it stolen
    - - Steve

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