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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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12-28-2021, 09:58 PM #5301
"In this world Elwood, you must be or so smart or oh so pleasant"
Well for years I was smart, I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."
Jimmy Stewart as Elwood P Dowd in the movie Harvey quoting what his mother used to tell him.Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
Kim X
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01-05-2022, 06:32 PM #5302
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Thanked: 557Hanlon's razor is an adage or rule of thumb that states "never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." (from Wikipedia)
David
“Shared sorrow is lessened, shared joy is increased”
― Spider Robinson, Callahan's Crosstime Saloon
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01-08-2022, 10:06 AM #5303
"Carrying around blame, anger or hatred for people that you're probably not going to meet. It's like taking poison and expecting the other person to die"
Actor Jason Isaacs.'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time'
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01-08-2022, 08:04 PM #5304
I'd called my nephew about my brother. He didn't answer and got the answering machine and I left a message. I hadn't heard back so I called and got the answering machine again so I left another message. I got this back.
"Got your message. Sorry chasing naked kids who are pissing on my carpets"Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
Kim X
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01-08-2022, 09:07 PM #5305
I don't think this qualifies as a quip but more of a quandary. It's more something I've been wondering about...How do you make a living as a professional Bigfoot hunter? I mean...who signs your paychecks?Actually, there are a whole host of questions. Does it pay well? What qualifications do you need? Is that a very in demand profession? Do you need references? Where do you apply for that job? Is it a very competitive market? Do you need a degree? If so what in? Is it a very fulfilling career? Also when do you realize that that's what you want to do with your life? Are you born knowing it or do you figure it out from other job experiences?
These are things that make you go, "hmmm???”Iron by iron is sharpened, And a man sharpens the face of his friend. PR 27:17
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01-08-2022, 10:14 PM #5306
"A day in which nothing goes wrong is just a day closer to when something does go wrong"
Royal Navy saying.'Living the dream, one nightmare at a time'
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01-09-2022, 01:16 AM #5307
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01-09-2022, 03:00 AM #5308
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02-20-2022, 09:21 AM #5309
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Into this house we're born, into this world we're thrown ~ Jim Morrison
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03-11-2022, 02:58 AM #5310
Did you know that in Africa every 60 seconds a minute passes?
Iron by iron is sharpened, And a man sharpens the face of his friend. PR 27:17