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    Well it might be hard to tell. Those cats were fast as lightning.
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    Iron by iron is sharpened, And a man sharpens the face of his friend. PR 27:17

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    Yeah but it wasn't even a little bit frightening..
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    Well they did have expert timing
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    Iron by iron is sharpened, And a man sharpens the face of his friend. PR 27:17

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    Whoa oh ohoh
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    Iron by iron is sharpened, And a man sharpens the face of his friend. PR 27:17

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    I was asked the other day how I have managed to add so many years to my life. I answered, divorce.
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    ...and the young shall inherit the Mortgage.
    "The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Razorfeld View Post
    ...and the young shall inherit the Mortgage.
    Ain't that the truth-----
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    "And maybe things will get better
    Don't you know that a drowning man don't get no no wetter
    The same rain falling on you falls on me"
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    if a person writes a book about what they have done in their life, it’s an autobiography.

    If you write a book about what you should have done, it’s an oughttobiography.
    Last edited by DZEC; 04-08-2022 at 12:39 AM. Reason: missing word - thanks Grizzley1
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    Quote Originally Posted by DZEC View Post
    if a person writes a book about they have done in their life, it’s an autobiography.

    If you write a book about what you should have done, it’s an oughttobiography.
    Just a suggestion, read your post before you post it, kind of left out a word, not mocking I've done it myself...

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