Thread: Quip Of The Day

"If you want to go fast go alone.
If you want to go far go together."
African proverb

Randomly received:

True story:

I tell my customers, "I started this business with nothing and I still have some of it left."

How do you make a million dollars in the marine business..... Start with two.

Q. How do you make a small fortune at motor racing?

A. Start with a large one.

Anon.

I worked with a fellow who was a hobby farmer and also operated a trout pond - you phoned him and delivered freshly netted and cleaned trout within a day. He said that if he won the lottery, he’d quit his day job and continue to operate the farm and the pond until the lottery winnings were used up.

”So Pharaoh sent for Joseph, and he was quickly brought from the dungeon. When he had shaved and changed his clothes, he came before Pharaoh." GN 41: 14
Circa 1885 BC

Originally Posted by PaulFLUS

”So Pharaoh sent for Joseph, and he was quickly brought from the dungeon. When he had shaved and changed his clothes, he came before Pharaoh." GN 41: 14
Circa 1885 BC

And he told Pharaoh, I had a dream and Pharaoh said what was your dream cause I've been have bad dreams lately and Joseph said, some day a man will come a very evil man and he will invent a device to make shaving easier and it will cause revolt and disaster and the end of the world.

Shave and a haircut... 2 goats.

I wonder what soap he used?...strop?... aftershave?..

Ah,the question has already been asked, with what?