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  1. 11-13-2013, 10:21 PM #351
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    DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirtexan View Post
    DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!!!!
    HEY NOW!!!
    Dyslexics Are Teople Poo
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    When I tell people that I am a drug and alcohol tester, they ask if I am taking the piss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pfries View Post
    HEY NOW!!!
    Dyslexics Are Teople Poo
    The first time I read this I thought,
    Dyslexics of the the world unite.
    That's lame, lol. Then re read it
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    Quote Originally Posted by edhewitt View Post
    When I tell people that I am a drug and alcohol tester, they ask if I am taking the piss.
    I understand, I have a similar problem when I tell people that I am an amateur gynecologist.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    I understand, I have a similar problem when I tell people that I am an amateur gynecologist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Good one by cracky!!
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    Ewww!



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    What's the difference between the pope and your boss?
    The pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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