Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by TaipeiJake

What's the difference between the pope and your boss?
The pope only expects you to kiss his ring.

LMAO…I have a boss who reflects this quote precisely. He was born with the good ole silver spoon in his mouth and thinks that he's entitled. I definitely had a good laugh over this one.

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first
- Mark Twain.

Possessio is nine tenths of the word.



rs,
Tack

Pride is what we have, vanity is what others have.

~Richard

What kind of cruel, demented person put an "s" in lisp?

Originally Posted by Phrank

What kind of cruel, demented person put an "s" in lisp?

That'th eathy for you to thay! A perthon that doth'nt lithp obviouthly!
No bad vibes intended
~Richard

Originally Posted by Tack

Possessio is nine tenths of the word.



rs,
Tack

Without me, it's just aweso

“There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria’s Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within like 45 minutes,” the DailyCurrant.com story had Sheen saying. “I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV’s bedroom at Versailles.

“Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn’t as high as Rob Ford.”

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
~Richard

Early one afternoon, two old ladies were sitting and talking in a park. Along came a flasher and one old lady had a stroke.. the other one couldn't reach him.



rs,
Tack