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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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11-13-2013, 09:21 PM #351
He who laughs lasts
~RichardBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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11-14-2013, 02:46 AM #352
DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!!!!
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11-14-2013, 04:44 AM #353
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11-14-2013, 04:54 AM #354
When I tell people that I am a drug and alcohol tester, they ask if I am taking the piss.
Bread and water can so easily become tea and toast
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11-14-2013, 06:06 AM #355
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11-14-2013, 12:39 PM #356
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11-14-2013, 04:38 PM #357
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11-14-2013, 04:47 PM #358
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11-14-2013, 05:37 PM #359
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.
~RichardBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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11-15-2013, 04:53 AM #360
What's the difference between the pope and your boss?
The pope only expects you to kiss his ring.Tallow soap is good cholesterol