Thread: Quip Of The Day

Number of people to walk on the moon:
12




Number of people to win three consecutive Stanley Cups:
1
Pat Maroon

I guess where you live makes a difference. I'm old and in the UK. Armstrong, Aldrin and Collins I can bring to mind immediately and still remember clearly.
I had to Google Stanley Cup. I knew it couldn't be a vacuum flask, but persistence got me there eventually.

'You can eat any mushroom at least once'

Russian proverb.

'The more you know the less you need'

Aboriginal saying

'I've reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me'

Anon.

"How can we (men) possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex IS what we want." Dr. Frasier Crane

It's Christmas time.
Life is short.
Eat chocolate before breakfast.

New Year's Eve 10:02 PM, said to my wife:
"Tell you what. How 'bout I flip a breaker off and back on to reset the clock then we pretend it's midnight, we kiss and then go to bed?"

"A little science estranges a man from God. A lot of science brings him back"

Attributed to Sir Francis Bacon

“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a circus”

Turkish Proverb