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  1. 11-25-2013, 03:40 PM #441
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynn View Post
    Those who want to accomplish something will find a way. Those who do not will find an excuse............

    Have fun
    Good one!

    Similar to this old Chinese proverb:

    "If you want something done, give it to a busy man."

    Cheers!
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    Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Moral: Don't bask all your Putz in one exit.
    ~Richard
    Heh, that reminds me of the guy who picked up a female hitchhiker in northern Europe. As it happened she was a Latvian named Put. Eventually she whipped out a large hatpin and stabbed him in the side of the butt. You've all heard the slogan, "Lett Put hurts you in the driver's seat!"



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    Bonus Hitchhiker Joke of the Day:

    A guy picks up an attractive hitchhiker gal and, as they chat she mentions that she is a witch.
    "A witch. A real witch", he says.
    "Yep"
    "OK", he says, "Prove it."
    So she leans over and whispers in his ear and, sure enough, he immediately turned into a motel.
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    From Jimmyhad today!

    ""Reminds me of what a buddy of mine used to say ...... All things come to he who waits ....... unless he waits too long ......""

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    There are two types of people in this world. Those who divide the world in to two classes, and those who don't.
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    There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t.

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    5 out of 10 people that what TV are half of them...
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    If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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    from another thread:
    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Cleavage is the only thing to admire and look down on at the same time!
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    Saw this sign yesterday at an Antique flea market, where I found a nice old horn scaled Henckles and a Red Imp strop.

    This is my son's philosophy... I think the Soldier of Fortune ad is still running... so far no takers.

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