Quip Of The Day

**edhewitt** · 11-13-2013, 05:59 AM

Originally Posted by Phrank

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Does lemur know you are plagerising him?

**Sirtexan** · 11-13-2013, 06:10 AM

"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."
~ Dave Barry

**Sirtexan** · 11-13-2013, 06:12 AM

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

**TaipeiJake** · 11-13-2013, 07:42 AM

I hope I'm the last guy on earth - I want to see if all those women were lying to me.

**DarthLord** · 11-13-2013, 03:56 PM

A priest, a rabbi and a beekeeper walked into a bar, and nobody laughed.

**Geezer** · 11-13-2013, 04:11 PM

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
~Richard

**pfries** · 11-13-2013, 06:03 PM

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
- George Burns.

**HNSB** · 11-13-2013, 07:36 PM

Someone told me I am delusional.
I nearly fell off my unicorn.

**cudarunner** · 11-13-2013, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by HNSB

Someone told me I am delusional.
I nearly fell off my unicorn.

ERIC!!!!!! Now That's FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

**Tack** · 11-13-2013, 09:02 PM

Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way around.

rs,
Tack

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