Does lemur know you are plagerising him? :)
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"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."
~ Dave Barry
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
I hope I'm the last guy on earth - I want to see if all those women were lying to me.
A priest, a rabbi and a beekeeper walked into a bar, and nobody laughed.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
~Richard
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
- George Burns.
Someone told me I am delusional.
I nearly fell off my unicorn.
Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children. Life is the other way around.
rs,
Tack