Good one!
Similar to this old Chinese proverb:
"If you want something done, give it to a busy man."
Cheers!
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Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
~Richard
Heh, that reminds me of the guy who picked up a female hitchhiker in northern Europe. As it happened she was a Latvian named Put. <insert five or six setup lines here> Eventually she whipped out a large hatpin and stabbed him in the side of the butt. You've all heard the slogan, "Lett Put hurts you in the driver's seat!"
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Tack
Bonus Hitchhiker Joke of the Day:
A guy picks up an attractive hitchhiker gal and, as they chat she mentions that she is a witch.
"A witch. A real witch", he says.
"Yep"
"OK", he says, "Prove it."
So she leans over and whispers in his ear and, sure enough, he immediately turned into a motel.
From Jimmyhad today!
""Reminds me of what a buddy of mine used to say ...... All things come to he who waits ....... unless he waits too long ......""
~Richard
There are two types of people in this world. Those who divide the world in to two classes, and those who don't.
There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t.
~Richard
5 out of 10 people that what TV are half of them... :confused:
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Saw this sign yesterday at an Antique flea market, where I found a nice old horn scaled Henckles and a Red Imp strop.
This is my son's philosophy... I think the Soldier of Fortune ad is still running... so far no takers.
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