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I am starting this new thread to seek out the quipsters, the profound and the downright silly of this forum. No salacious comments and keep it clean.
"I woke up this morning feeling like Methuselah. I shaved a BBS and now I only feel as old as the hills."
Here is an original by DoughBoy68 for you to wrap your head around...............
"If You Knew Half of What I Forgot You'd Be An Idiot"
If 'if' is half of life, what is the other half?.....that's what you have to figure out.
I've figured it out years ago. Got rid of the if of the other half and now life is full.Quote:
Originally Posted by DoughBoy68
Late to bed and early to rise gives a man bloodshot eyes.
"I was adopted at birth and have never met my Mum. That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance."
:dropjaw:
My Mom used to say.."if they had any brains they'd be on the floor playing with them"
Do you want the truth, or do you just want an answer?
Because Mercury is tidally locked to the Sun, a day there lasts 1408 hours or about the same as one Monday here on Earth.
Hahaha! Good one!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tack
On the same note, the universe implodes. No matter!