I woke up grumpy one morning but she went right back to sleep.
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I woke up grumpy one morning but she went right back to sleep.
What every man would like to hear when he walks in the door after a hard day. His mate saying, "Are you glad to see me or is that an 10/8 Boker in your pants?"
according to my highschool chemistry class, alcohol IS indeed a solution
I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying.
They spell it "da Vinci" and pronounce it "duh Vinchy". Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce. --Mark Twain
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Tack
• I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day.
• Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
If you don't care where you are, you are not lost.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
It doesn't matter if you win or lose...........................till you lose