And an opportunist is no longer thirsty.
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Lol expecily with vodka in the glass lol
George Carlin's take on the glass-half-full meme..
Some people say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty.. I say the glass is too big!
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Tried a different name on the bathroom mirror last night for the morning - didn't work.
If you loan someone twenty dollars and never see him again, it was probably worth it.
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My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him, "Don't be Sicily".
The Pope is a lot like Dr. Who. He never dies, just keeps getting replaced by white men.