He who laughs, lasts.
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He who laughs, lasts.
'The farsighted see the terrain features the that cause the nearsighted to stumble. '
TGIF . . . it's been a nibbled to death by ducks week!
Not really a quip. Sent to me by the DJ on Rockabilly Radio:
Picked up a hitch hiker. Seemed like a nice guy.
After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer?
I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same care were extremely unlikely.
In the same vein:
When the statistician was arrested after being discovered with a bomb in his carry on bag, he explained, “I know they chance of there being one bomb on an airplane, but the probability there are two is extremely low. I was just trying to improve my odds of arriving safely.”
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
-- Mike Romanoff
"A friend of mine has a trophy wife, but apparently, it wasn't first place".
Steven Wright
" Doesn't willful stupidity border on insanity? "
LEModesitt ... author
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
"If these past few weeks have taught us anything - it's that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet"
Anon.