Perhaps something in this order???
"if you want an adventure, go drinking with a Scotsman cause you can't F**king understand them to start with--
Robin Williams about the game of Golf
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Why is it that all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in the universe are pointed away from Earth?
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
-- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michaelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace - and what did they produce? The cuckoo-clock.
-- Orson Welles, "The Third Man"
"There are two types of politicians . . . those who can be bought and those who aren't worth buying "
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“Don’t put off for tomorrow what you can do today because if you enjoy it today, you can do it again tomorrow.”
– James A. Michener
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin