Quip Of The Day

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
1Corinthians 13:4

So now faith, hope, and love abide, these three; but the greatest of these is love
1 Corinthians 13:13

" My momma dint raise no dummies; I were adopted."

-Unknown comedian

"Be careful that the words of the hypocrite do not lead you to the same outcome."
--Maximus Sapienasinum

"Keep your words soft and sweet just in case you have to eat them"
-- unknown

"I can appreciate the placebo effect of the snake-oil that you're rubbing on my brain, as long as you washed your hands, and do it with a smile."
--Caesus Viatorem

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.

Albert Einstein

"Of course there are rigged aspects of football, there is simply too much money involved to be otherwise.
But that doesn't mean we can't enjoy the show!"
--Anonymous Retired NFL Referee

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
-- Albert Einstein

"Common sense isn't."
(David Gerrold)

Common sense: An uncommon ability to make logical decisions.