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For many years when I was in my mid teens and early twenties I worked summer green pea harvest for Green Giant Co. The Shop Foreman had a Calligraphy piece that his wife had given him and I’ve always liked it! Perhaps someday I can find the right picture to include and someone to do the fancy lettering!
It said:
When you are up to your ass in alligators
It’s hard to remember
That your initial goal
Was to drain the swamp!
I ran into an old classmate the other day and she has aged so much that she didn't recognize me.
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The nice thing about old age is...damn! What were we talking about..................??
~Richard
He has no enemies,
but is intensely disliked by his friends.
-- Oscar Wilde
I ran into an old classmate last week...My lawyer says I should get out in 4-6 years!
~Richard
Heh, there are lots of age jokes based upon that gag. Victor Borge would sayQuote:
Originally Posted by Geezer
"There are three things I can never remember........................ no, four."
rs,
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Or youth
My 4 year old grandson came through the door after not having seen him for 3 weeks. I said “Damn Son, you look like a Hippie, we need to get you a haircut.” He has hair like a Labrador, so thick it repels water.
He said “What’s a Hippy, Grandpa?”
So we Googled Hippy and a photo of Haight-Ashbury and a dude with a full beard and mushroom cloud of hair flashed on the screen.
He said “That’s not a hippy, that’s a woman with a beard!”
Where did he see my ex wife??Quote:
Originally Posted by Euclid440
~Richard
Let me settle this thing about old age and me. Age is old, not me.
Here's a good one from the master, Douglas Adams.
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. "
rs,
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