Quip Of The Day

I like cats, but I can only eat one… they are filling.

Glad you said cats!

Computers can never replace human stupidity.

~Richard

Richard, you obviously haven’t tried Win 8!

Somebody at Microsoft needs a kick in the crotch.

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Computers can never replace human stupidity.
~Richard

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Originally Posted by Euclid440

Richard, you obviously haven’t tried Win 8!
Somebody at Microsoft needs a kick in the crotch.

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"Computer: A device designed to speed up and automate errors." See they did fine!!
~Richard

I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.
- Mother Teresa

Need an ark? I Noah guy!

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.



rs,
Tack

Generally, I have a very positive outlook at my workplace;

I'm positive that I'm negative about it in general!

My sense of humor has failed me for the last time. That's it. I quip.

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us,

I will stop telling the truth about them.

~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~