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I'll let you know if we ever get a response on the ad, a 2fer?
There was a Babylonian General who was declared a traitor for leading a revolt. He escaped one night and hid in an old Babylonian ziggurat, or temple, where he expected to find some of his associates.
He searched all over, but couldn't find them! So he figured he had better burn all the secret plans that were hidden in the ziggurat. As soon as the fire was going he threw in the first papers, and he was then promptly discovered and captured.
The moral of the story: WARNING! The searchin' General has determined that smoking ziggurats may be hazardous to your stealth!
-- Thanks to Grieg Olson
~Richard
Why doesn't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone?
- Jimmy Durante
Quiquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.*
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Tack
*Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.
"Life doesn't begin at 40 for those who went like 60 at 20. (Lucille Smith)"
~Richard
Even duct tape can't fix stupid.. but it can muffle the sound.
rs,
Tack
" Duck Tape isn't all its quacked up to be!"
~Richard
Some time ago, I managed to kill a Drosophila while stropping. I knew I should have made a picture, but I didn't, for no particular reason. Anyway, goodbye poor animal, I hope you had a fruitful life.