Thread: Quip Of The Day

When you are young you think you are blazing a trail, as you get older you see it was already a beaten path.

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? (Steven Wright)

~Richard

I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you right now.

Well, really; I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

~Richard

"Confucius say, One standing on toilet high on pot."

Confucius say, A bird in ones hand makes it hard to blow nose

"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water". Riener

"Then ya gotta fire up the Kubota and remove it from the road" Glen @5:30am clearing the road

So.. after his death, Albert Einstein found that, just like at Wal-Mart, newcomers start out working as the greeter at the Pearly Gates. One slow day, he found that he had time to chat with the new entrants. To the first one he asked, "What's your IQ?" The new arrival replied, "190". They discussed Einstein's theory of relativity for hours. When the second new arrival came, Einstein once again inquired as to the newcomer's IQ. The answer this time came "120". To which Einstein replied, "Tell me, how did the Cubs do this year?" and they proceeded to talk for half an hour or so. To the final arrival, Einstein once again posed the question, "What's your IQ?". Upon receiving the answer "70", Einstein smiled and replied, "So, how do you like that new Gillette Proglide cartridge?"



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A woman is the only hunter that uses herself as bait.

When you can actually see the handwriting on the wall, look around and you will see a toilet also