Thread: Quip Of The Day

You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

True, but how about poo?

Originally Posted by hidestoart

Well I had the old thinkin box on again this morning, I said self if all the rivers and streams in the world have flowed into the ocean for thousands of years how come it don't overflow ?

Could be there's a hole at the bottom.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without the sponges?

~Richard

Originally Posted by Geezer

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without the sponges?

~Richard

I am heading back under the thinkin box to ponder on that one.

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. --H. L. Mencken



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It wouldn't be so bad if they just wouldn't put these mornings so early in the day.

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Wisdom can never be found below the girdle - Proverbs

It's amazing how much "mature wisdom" resembles being too tired. (R. Heinlein)

~Richard