Thread: Quip Of The Day

I was feeling OK but I got over it

I've heard that sex is most fun you can have without laughing

I wonder why people who know the least know it the loudest?

Originally Posted by hidestoart

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

Right, Congress.. and the following explains why.


First Rule of Legislation:

If Congress must do a painful thing, that thing must be done in an odd-number year.



rs,
Tack

We was using the old thinking box today and after much use, I said to myself- “Self” I got a question for you. In the summer our thermos keeps our tea cold, in the winter it keeps it hot. How do you suppose it knows what time of year it is?

Originally Posted by hidestoart

We was using the old thinking box today and after much use, I said to myself- “Self” I got a question for you. In the summer our thermos keeps our tea cold, in the winter it keeps it hot. How do you suppose it knows what time of year it is?

Mine has a little switch but it is an older model.

"Laughing at your own mistakes can add years to your life. Laughing at the wife's mistakes can end it."

A man will never win the battle of the sexes, due to his fraternization with the enemy.

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. (Les Dawson)

~Richard

Two heads are more numerous than one.



rs,
Tack

Well I had the old thinkin box on again this morning, I said self if all the rivers and streams in the world have flowed into the ocean for thousands of years how come it don't overflow ?