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  1. 01-14-2014, 12:13 AM #891
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    ok,,,that made it simpler,,,




    ,,,,,hey , thanks for the tip on the screen,,,I always wanted all that crap at the top to go away when reading certain long pages,,,
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  2. 01-14-2014, 02:00 AM #892
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    Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. (Steven Wright)

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    If I could see it coming I would have stepped aside.
    "The sharpening stones from time to time provide officers with gasoline."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razorfeld View Post
    If I could see it coming I would have stepped aside.
    A lot of men didn't, a lot of men died.
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    I saw a woman wearing a "Guess" tee shirt, so I said "Implants?"



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    Does someone with discalculia also counts sheep to fall asleep?
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    Why does a woman have to get out of the "right" side of the bed to have a good day. I can get up on any side, and sometimes the couch.
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    Who knew a “buttload” is a real measurement equating to 108 Imperial gallons or 2 Hogsheads!?! Knowing that fact saved me from a severe face-slapping the other night....
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    Oh, then Butthead is just another name for an egotist???
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