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01-10-2014, 12:30 AM #861Senior Member
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Game nights and murder-suicides; just two of the advantages of marriage.
Tallow soap is good cholesterol
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01-10-2014, 01:17 AM #862
How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
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01-10-2014, 03:38 AM #863Senior Member
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Replace laundry with dish's.
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01-10-2014, 02:16 PM #864Senior Member
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This is why the bride is dressed in white - Any sophistication and refinement groom knows all appliances should match. Anything else would be Un-Cooth. Originally Posted by Geezer
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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01-10-2014, 02:30 PM #865Senior Member
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What is the diminutive of handcuffs?
-> wedding ringsGeezer and hidestoart like this.Sometimes I feel normal.
Then it's time to lay down and wait for it to pass.
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01-10-2014, 03:04 PM #866Contains ingredients
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One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. --Will Durant
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TackGeezer likes this.I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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01-10-2014, 04:18 PM #867
If she wants your opinion, she will give it to you!
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01-10-2014, 04:29 PM #868Senior Member
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The age old question - If a woman is not around are you still wrong?
Geezer likes this.A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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01-10-2014, 04:36 PM #869
A woman drove me to drink -- and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her.
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01-10-2014, 05:12 PM #870Senior Member
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Richard,
This war has gone on for all recorded history. The bible speaks of Mary riding Joseph's all the way to Bethlehem.
A preacher used that as an example of reading in to something.Last edited by hidestoart; 01-10-2014 at 05:28 PM.
Geezer likes this.A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check, made payable to the United States of America, "for an amount up to and including my life".
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