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01-23-2014, 12:47 AM #961barba crescit caput nescit
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A doctor was addressing a large audience. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
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01-23-2014, 12:50 AM #962'with that said'
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Geezer likes this.Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdins cave of 'stuff'.
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01-23-2014, 12:13 PM #963Contains ingredients
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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TackGeezer likes this.I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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01-23-2014, 04:14 PM #964
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
~RichardBe yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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01-23-2014, 05:51 PM #965Contains ingredients
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You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
We're kinda piling on marriage.. but HNSB started it!
rs,
TackGeezer likes this.I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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01-23-2014, 06:13 PM #966Senior Member
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If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws
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01-23-2014, 09:56 PM #967
HNSB got married?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally Posted by Tack
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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01-24-2014, 09:09 AM #968This is not my actual head.
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Don't worry. If it's like my marriage, the misery will end soon!
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
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01-24-2014, 09:43 AM #969Senior Member
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My wife and I are happily married.
She's happy and I'm married.Sometimes I feel normal.
Then it's time to lay down and wait for it to pass.
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01-24-2014, 09:57 AM #970Senior Member
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Just spent the morning in an IPSC match. One of the guys, when asked how he's doing, said he keeps missing his ex. But it's OK, he said, his aim is improving...
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