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  1. 01-21-2014, 01:29 PM #951
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    She, who for someone is burning passion, for another is just a wife.

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    Marriage: Cramming 6 months of joy, sex and excitement into 50 years.
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    25 year old man, "My wife's an angel."
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    As a youngster I was terrified of marriage when I learned that 50% of them last forever.
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    As a youngster I was terrified of marriage when I learned that 50% of them last forever.
    Why do men on average die 7 years before their wives? Because they want to....
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