Thread: Quip Of The Day

"Only trouble with many Midwest Cow Girlz is they tend to look like the stock!"
Anonymous

~Geezer

Background, then the Quip;

A friend sent me a few thing about not giving a s*** after you get so old, this is about the only one I can post;

I went to the bar last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."

I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

My daughter tells me, people will stop asking you questions if you answer in interpretive dance.

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.   --Ann Landers


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Tack

Originally Posted by CZMark

My daughter tells me, people will stop asking you questions if you answer in interpretive dance.

Ha, clever girl. Reminds me of Kurt Vonnegut's Tralfamadorians who had no spoken language but communicated via a complex system of farting and tap dancing.


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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

~Richard

Ambiguity, n.
      -What happens in Vagueness stays in Vagueness.


rs,
Tack

Originally Posted by Tack

Ambiguity, n.
* * * -What happens in Vagueness stays in Vagueness.rs,Tack

Vag....you had me worried! Took a second look!

~Richad

“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing”

Robert E. Howard

Originally Posted by Geezer

Vag....you had me worried! Took a second look!

~Richad

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Tack