Thread: Quip Of The Day

Wonder if the guy who invented outsourcing has had his job outsourced

My internet was down for five minutes so I went downstairs and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.


rs,
Tack

Disappointment, noun
    --Having an erection, running into a wall, and breaking your nose


rs,
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The older I get...the better I was!

~Richard

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to
transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

~Richard

Why does my drive up ATM have Braille dots on the keys!?!?

~Richard

OK, I'll play.

Why do I always have to enter my account number and the last four digits of my Social Security number (which was supposed to be a secret number known only to me and one relatively small part of the US government, not a universal ID number) only to be put on hold for a half hour and then the first two questions from the human "what is your account number?" and "what are the last for digits of your Social Security number?"

Ever seen a billboard advertising programs for learning how to read?

"My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else."    --Woody Allen


rs,
Tack

Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered....

"Who ties your shoes for you?"