Thread: Quip Of The Day

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Originally Posted by Grazor

Now That's Funny! Not Even a 'Weeper' over him!!

I think most of us here can relate to this. A definate quip for me

The misuse of the word "literally" drives me figuratively nuts.


rs,
Tack

Its just a liter of reallity.

Article in today's paper...women are unhappy, again, still, because there are "no good men" left.

Much complaining, much blaming, in the comment section, some guy left this little adage, to much shrill response:

"There was a new department store for women to shop for a husband. Each floor had husbands but the rules were that you could only shop there once and you couldn't return to a lower floor once you proceeded to the next one. A woman walks in.

The first floor had husbands who had a job. The woman went to the second floor.

The second floor had husbands with a job and a degree. She went to the third floor.

The third floor had husbands with a job, degree, and loved kids. She went to the fourth floor.

The fourth floor had husbands with a job, degree, loves kids and is 6 foot tall.

After reaching the tenth floor, she was greeted with a sign.

"Hello. You are visitor number 35,572,689 to this floor. There are no husbands on this floor. This store was constructed to prove that women are impossible to please. Please proceed to the exit door." "

Priceless....

Originally Posted by Phrank

Article in today's paper...women are unhappy, again, still, because there are "no good men" left.

Much complaining, much blaming, in the comment section, some guy left this little adage, to much shrill response:

"There was a new department store for women to shop for a husband. Each floor had husbands but the rules were that you could only shop there once and you couldn't return to a lower floor once you proceeded to the next one. A woman walks in.

The first floor had husbands who had a job. The woman went to the second floor.

The second floor had husbands with a job and a degree. She went to the third floor.

The third floor had husbands with a job, degree, and loved kids. She went to the fourth floor.

The fourth floor had husbands with a job, degree, loves kids and is 6 foot tall.

After reaching the tenth floor, she was greeted with a sign.

"Hello. You are visitor number 35,572,689 to this floor. There are no husbands on this floor. This store was constructed to prove that women are impossible to please. Please proceed to the exit door." "

Priceless....

[emoji23] o [emoji23] my[emoji23] god, rofpmp

Originally Posted by outback

[emoji23] o [emoji23] my[emoji23] god, rofpmp

Some women then commented back, "Well, what then would a department store for men look like Mr. Smart Guy???"

And within two minutes, the same commenter dropped this bomb...to much applause:

"Men were now demanding that a similar store be set up for them. A man walks in.

The first floor had wives with a good sense of humor. The man goes to the next floor.

The second floor had wives with a good sense of humor and love sex.

"I'll take it!" Says the man

Floors 3 and above have never been visited."

Ive always wondered what else was up there. But i only made the second floor myself [emoji7] 16 yrs. strong. But i still believe marriage should be a 10 yr. contract. Either renew. Or pack your bags woeman!

Originally Posted by outback

Ive always wondered what else was up there. But i only made the second floor myself [emoji7] 16 yrs. strong. But i still believe marriage should be a 10 yr. contract. Either renew. Or pack your bags woeman!

They call that " the girlfriend" contract :