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Thread: Quip Of The Day
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05-15-2015, 04:19 PM #1841
What, an up side bottom...USB?
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
- Oscar Wilde
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05-15-2015, 04:22 PM #1842I mark mine with a "T" for top,,,,,,,
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05-15-2015, 04:25 PM #1843
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05-15-2015, 09:25 PM #1844
Ya gotta lick it before you quip it
Mike
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05-15-2015, 09:45 PM #1845
Qiup it! Quip it real good!
Smarter than I look or, not as dumb as I look. Whichever you prefer.
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05-15-2015, 10:30 PM #1846
This morning when I put on my underwear,,, I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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05-15-2015, 11:54 PM #1847
From one of my favorites, Mark Twain, "Familiarity breeds contempt – and children."
Just call me Harold
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A bad day at the beach is better than a good day at work!
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05-16-2015, 04:01 AM #1848
Reporter to Silicon Valley Exec: "Did you go to College?"
Executive: "Never registered but I spent 4 years at Harvard just sitting in on classes and checking out the smart chicks. Didn't cost me anything. I graduated 'Magna Cum Loudly'...."Lupus Cohors - Appellant Mors !
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05-16-2015, 04:17 AM #1849
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05-16-2015, 11:35 AM #1850
If you could kick the person most responsible for your problems in the pants, you wouldn't be able to sit for a week.
Tallow soap is good cholesterol
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