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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    "My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else."*** --Woody Allen


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    How many times does 56 go into 21?
    I don't know let's ask Woody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hirlau View Post
    How many times does 56 go into 21?
    I don't know let's ask Woody.
    Richard (OP); Please for give me but I must have an into to my 'quip'.

    My mother worked in our local office for an electrical power supply company (Pacific Power and Light'. When she turned 40 years old my dad told her that he was going to trade her in on two 20's. She told one of the cantankerous line men what dad said and he said:

    "You tell Tod that he's not wired for 220".

    That's my Quip and I'm Sticking to It.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hirlau View Post
    How many times does 56 go into 21?
    I don't know let's ask Woody.
    Yep, I remember a lot of those - including some not so family friendly.


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    OK, just one..

    What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?

    Woody Allen.

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    Oh ,, don't get me started on Woody,, I can't stand him,,,, he caused me enough grief in 1996.
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    The only reason you get wiser as you get older is because you don't make the same stupid mistake twice. Jonathan Tondee
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?

    Woody Allen.
    What about Michael Jackson?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Utopian View Post
    What about Michael Jackson?
    He's the winner in the same-sex category.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    Yep, I remember a lot of those - including some not so family friendly.


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    OK, just one..

    What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?

    Woody Allen.

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    I am a little slow tonight but now I get it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tack View Post
    He's the winner in the same-sex category. rs,
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    Sorry about this;

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    When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead.  It is difficult only for the others.
    It's the same when you are stupid.


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