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05-18-2015, 09:12 PM #1861Senior Member
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How many times does 56 go into 21?
Originally Posted by Tack
I don't know let's ask Woody.
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05-18-2015, 09:25 PM #1862'with that said'
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Richard (OP); Please for give me but I must have an into to my 'quip'. Originally Posted by Hirlau
My mother worked in our local office for an electrical power supply company (Pacific Power and Light'. When she turned 40 years old my dad told her that he was going to trade her in on two 20's. She told one of the cantankerous line men what dad said and he said:
"You tell Tod that he's not wired for 220".
That's my Quip and I'm Sticking to It.Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
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05-19-2015, 12:57 AM #1863Contains ingredients
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Yep, I remember a lot of those - including some not so family friendly. Originally Posted by Hirlau
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OK, just one..
What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
Woody Allen.
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I have great faith in fools - self confidence my friends call it.
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05-19-2015, 01:07 AM #1864Senior Member
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Oh ,, don't get me started on Woody,, I can't stand him,,,, he caused me enough grief in 1996.
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The only reason you get wiser as you get older is because you don't make the same stupid mistake twice. Jonathan Tondee
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05-19-2015, 01:31 AM #1866illegitimum non carborundum
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What about Michael Jackson? Originally Posted by Tack
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05-19-2015, 01:33 AM #1867Contains ingredients
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He's the winner in the same-sex category. Originally Posted by Utopian
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05-19-2015, 01:37 AM #1868Senior Member
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I am a little slow tonight but now I get it! Originally Posted by Tack
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05-19-2015, 01:41 AM #1869'with that said'
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Sorry about this; Originally Posted by Tack
Our house is as Neil left it- an Aladdin’s cave of 'stuff'.
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05-19-2015, 01:29 PM #1870Contains ingredients
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When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others.
It's the same when you are stupid.
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