Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by Tack

I've reached the age where my brain went from "You probably shouldn't say that" to "Oh, what the hell, let's see what happens".

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Tack

Age and alcohol both do that!

Originally Posted by Tack

I've reached the age where my brain went from "You probably shouldn't say that" to "Oh, what the hell, let's see what happens".


rs,
Tack

Not far from the truth is that one. There was a study made a few years ago that supports that statement. It also stated that the use of profanity increased with age and that us oldsters are one damn swearing bunch of s**t spewing bas***ds.

Originally Posted by Razorfeld

It also stated that the use of profanity increased with age and that us oldsters are one damn swearing bunch of s**t spewing bas***ds.

In that case, I've been old for a long time.
After all, a foul mouth indicates a weak mind.

F*&K Yeah!

Originally Posted by Utopian

Age and alcohol both do that!

Amen! And too much of either can kill you. Although.. alcohol kills people but then, how many have been born because of it?


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Tack

Aw Heck;
"Beware of gifts bearing Greeks !" After action report by Homer

~Richard

I found a wallet today and as a good Christian, I thought, "What would Jesus do?"     So I turned it into wine.


rs,
Tack

Farmer or no;
"The best things to cultivate are friends and neighbors!"

~Richard

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Originally Posted by Geezer

Farmer or no;
"The best things to cultivate are friends and neighbors!"

~Richard

Like weed out the good ones, and plant the others deeeep in the ground [emoji23]

Fortunately we suffer from arrested development!
~Richard