Thread: Quip Of The Day

Originally Posted by whoever

oops caught in the tangent

Let's just back to the 'Spirit' of the Thread

Getting old only means your becoming better at multitasking.
Like sneezing and crapping yourself [emoji16]

Originally Posted by outback

Getting old only means your becoming better at multitasking.
Like sneezing and crapping yourself [emoji16]

Yeah as well as laughing and pissin yourself, which I nearly did when I read that.

My son asked me to explain women to him.

so, I bought him an Xbox game for his PlayStation 4

I like rice.  Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.   --Mitch Hedberg


rs,
Tack

Given the capacity to be stupid . . . people will be.

~Richard

A blonde is driving down the road. Looking across a cut corn field, she sees another blonde rowing a boat.
She stops,rolls down the window, and yells at the blonde in the boat.
Your the kind of blonde that gives us bad names.
If i knew how to swim, I'd come out there and kick your arse!

A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me. Can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below says, "Yes, You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees N. Latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees W. longitude".

"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.

"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

The man below says, "You must be a manager."

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man below, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going, You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."

You would think that, didn't ya[emoji23]

Originally Posted by outback

You would think that, didn't ya[emoji23]

I was certain it was something grander