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  1. 06-17-2015, 03:34 PM #2091
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    I like cats, but I can only eat one… they are filling…
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    That is why they only mount the back half on a board as a trophy for the wall...It is a catasstrophy!
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    Time is the best healer . . . but . . . it kills all it's students
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geezer View Post
    Time is the best healer . . . but . . . it kills all it's students
    not always dugs do most of the work
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    I had a really bad day yesterday.  First, my ex got run over by a bus.  Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver.


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    And the bad par would be ... That you happen to drive a bus and that because she's yoyr ex, they assumed it WS you...
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    I had a really bad day yesterday.* First, my ex got run over by a bus.* Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver.


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    You can be on the right track and still get hit by a train.     --Alfred E. Neuman


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    After a long life, The light at the end of the tunnel seems to be an oncoming locomotive.

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    Did anyone factor in switching station malfunction?
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